urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c, via playingfetchwithdinosaurs)

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joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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(Source: joeyjoe69, via distraction)

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ramenjesus:

that’s my horse

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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(Source: tatianamaslnay, via distraction)

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  • me: *gets out of day old pajamas*
  • me: *takes a shower*
  • me: *gets into clean pajamas*
  • me: summertime
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